Here’s to all the places we went. And all the places we’ll go. And here’s to me,...– John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via fabulousbitch69)
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
davidbyrne: sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful
1D at the Zoo
Liam: Let's get a headcount, shall we?
Liam: 1... 2... 3... 4... Hey, where's Zayn?
Zayn from a tree: I've found my people.
Niall: Is he hanging with... sloths?
Liam: Zayn, get down from there-
Harry: Look at the otters! They're adorable.Or should I say... otterable?
Louis: -smacks him in the balls-
Zayn from a tree: That was really bad, mate.
Niall: Worse than adogable.
Liam: Can we please hurry up? I want to see the turtles.
Louis: I thought you outgrew that.
Liam: You're never too old for turtles! .-.
Niall: I want to get a churro. Harry, buy me a churro!
Harry: Wait, I'm reading this card. A koruu... koreu.... kori bust, bustur... A kori bustard....
-ten minutes later-
Niall: I'm about to die.
Harry: I'm almost finished!
Louis: This is so boring. Why did we even come, I have so many better things to do than- OH MY GOD LOOK! IT'S SWIMMING! THE THINGY IS SWIMMING!
Harry: -laughs cheekily- The thingy?
Zayn: -falls asleep with the sloths-
Niall: Goodbye, world. -faints from no food-
Liam somewhere far away in a tiny turtle exhibit: It's okay. Daddy's here now.
frigerator: if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
corpsifiedandgross: bondoge: is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem Only if you show your work
love-niall-horan-4eva: Niall: Dude, i wasnt that drunk! Louis: You let Liam run away with your food. Niall: Give me a spoon
robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art